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Five egg-shaped cuddle buddies, each in their own signature knit sweater. Free US shipping on orders over $50. Secure checkout with Stripe.
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"Good morning! Is it morning? It's always morning somewhere."
The first of the flock to crack her shell — and she has not stopped talking since. Yellow knit vest, striped scarf, and the twitchiest stick-legs in The Hatchery.
"I'm not grumpy. I'm just... carefully unimpressed."
The flock's loudest and most protective member. Red striped sweater, furrowed brow, and a heart bigger than his stick-legs.
"A gentleman is simply a patient wolf... in a very nice vest."
The most formal member of the flock. Blue and cream argyle vest, impeccable manners, and a laugh that occasionally tips him over.
"Eyes closed. Heart open. Snacks nearby."
Hatched with his eyes already closed — because he was already at peace. Green knit vest, eternal smile, and the flock's official peacemaker.
"Did I ever tell you about the winter I lost my hat?"
The smallest and warmest of the flock. Burgundy knit sweater, red beanie that never comes off, and an endless supply of stories that don't quite make sense.
Why pick a favorite when you can have the whole family? Bring home Sunny, Captain Cranky, Argyle, Gordon, and Barnaby together.
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Premium plush, gentle on even the most sensitive skin.
Every Cotton-Clucker arrives in our signature windowed box.
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